RED VINES. WHAT THE HELL CAN'T THEY DO?

I'm Brian, a proud ginger citizen of these United States. I love glee, Klaine, Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, Lea Michele, etc. Harry Potter is perfection and JK Rowling is the my queen. Also a huge starkid! I'm ALSO a Broadway freak too...thats pretty much it. Any questions...use the ask box :)
Me: *watching 'beauty and the beast'*
Tv: "NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
My 20-year-old bro: *opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*